why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
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I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%
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That last gif slayed my entire soul.
This woman gives me hope.
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Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
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| someone: | *says something* |
|---|---|
| me: | breaks into a song with a word they just said |
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
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“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay, via regularsteph)
| person: | are you athletic? |
|---|---|
| me: | i run |
| person: | oh sweet |
| me: | *whispers* a blog. |
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
that is the best thing iv ever read
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